Episode #37: NFL Trivia Challenge & 2025 College Football Predictions

You caught me. I was taking quizzes. We haven’t done that in a while. Look at this.

This is what I was doing. I’m already recording too, so this might be just an episode. Holy shit! You’re just going to have me jump in like that? Well, I mean, I was going to take this quiz. You could just sit and watch. No, no. Watch the master work. I mean, that’s fine, but I just told the whole world how I had to make some deposits into our local sewer system. Oh, I mean, I’ll cut that out if I remember. I mean, you don’t have to.

NFL Quiz Time

Los Angeles Raiders. It’s definitely Adam… Walker? Carter?

Oh, it’s Harrison. No. Well, I got Harris. Harrison Cleveland – that has to be Brown. Minnesota, played for seven teams, running back – Peterson. Chicago running back, played for one team – Payton. Wide receiver played for one team – Fitz. Tight end only played one team – Gates. Running back started with Washington, played for two teams – that’s Mr. John Riggins. Running back/receiver for the Baltimore Colts. That was before my father was born. I know the name, not know the name. He played with… oh shit. Yeah, I mean, that’s that era. What’s his name? I bet if I look it up… whoa, hold on. That’s cheating. I’m not. Come on now. Okay, I don’t know. Shit, I forgot his name.

Running back Seattle, two teams – that’s Alexander. 111 touchdowns, started Kansas City, played on two teams. People will think Kelce? No, it’s Gonzalez, baby.

Running back Tennessee, played with two teams – that’s Henry. Detroit, one team, running back – Sanders. Wide receiver Tampa Bay, one team – it’s Evans. Wide receiver Green Bay, played for three teams – that’s Adams. Wide receiver Green Bay, played for one team – Driver. That’s Sharpe? It’s probably Driver. Nope, it’s not Driver.

Oh, it’s probably Starr. I don’t remember those receivers. Two Seattle, way before my time, played with one team – that’s probably Largent. Yeah. Running back started San Francisco, played for five teams – Gore. Running back started for the New York Jets, played for two teams – Curtis Martin. I can’t remember his… yeah, there you go. I said I can’t remember his first name.

So now we got two guys that played in the ’50s and ’60s. I forgot the Green Bay one because I’ve seen enough old videos of the Colts, especially when they won the Super Bowl.

Whoa, me and you are opposite right now. You’re a black guy drinking tequila and I’m a Mexican drinking whiskey. That’s funny. I mean, more like Kanye, but okay. That’s more like for us. But still, still the same. Still – look, I did what I said I was going to do. And I’m back on. And I just got a quick little bottle just because I’m not taking the pills anymore and they suck. And that’s probably a reason why I was able to take a good shit. That actually messed that up. Side effects.

Okay, so who was the receiver for the first Super Bowl? First two Super Bowls? You’re asking me? With Starr? Well, there’s only two people here unless I’m talking to myself. We have a minute, but we could just say quit and see answers. The goal here – people get – I average 21.4 out of 28. I got 26. So as long as I’m above average, I’m happy. Better be. Let’s see. Lenny Moore and Don Hutson. I wouldn’t have gotten Don Hutson. Honestly, I remember Don Hutson. I was thinking someone else. I say it like I saw him play, but no, I just remember seeing his name.

New Quiz: Last 1,000-Yard Rusher

All right, does any of these intrigue you? Can you name the last player to rush for 1,000 or more yards in a season for every NFL franchise? Let’s fucking do it. The last player. All right, so average is 24.2 out of… let’s see how many I can get.

Okay, can you see or do I need to read them off to you? I can see it. So Arizona: 1,994 yards, 2024. Shit, so this is recent. Last year. Conner is… brother, cancer survivor. Old boy from Pittsburgh. What’s his name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don’t tell me his name. Let me try to remember. Shit, why am I… this is a timed quiz. Okay, all right. I got it right. I got it right. I forgot his name though. It’s Conner. Yes, yes.

Okay, all right. Atlanta 2024 – Bijan. Yeah. Baltimore – that’s Mr. Henry. Yeah, I put Henry, but card breaker knows. Buffalo 2024 – was it Singletary? No, no, no, no, no. He’s on the Giants. No, no, I’m wrong. Shit, yes. What’s his name? Shit… Cook. Yeah, Cook. Wow, they had a thousand-yard rusher. Yeah.

Carolina, 1,195 last year – was it Chuba Hubbard? Say it again. Chuba Hubbard, however you say his name. Yep, Chuba Hubbard. Damn, he went off like the second half. He went off after I dropped him. That’s what… oh, exactly. I dropped him too. My work league – dropped him, started to go lights out.

Chicago, 2022. Surprising. I actually know this. I don’t think you’ll get it though because I don’t remember. I don’t know who they’re… I can’t think. The last productive running back I remember for the Bears is Matt Forte. Okay, well I would say Montgomery was probably the latest guy, but this isn’t him. Okay, I’m out. We’ll skip that one. Yeah. All right, want me to tell you? Okay, go ahead. We got two and a half minutes. It’s Fields. You got to be… stop. That’s embarrassing. That’s embarrassing. Fields. Okay, moving on. It’s a quarterback.

Cincinnati ’23 – he’s got to be Mixon. Yeah, that’s right. Current. Oh, and look, you got him for Cincinnati too. Double, double. Wow. All right.

Cleveland, 1,525 – that’s got to be… what’s his face? We got him. Houston got him this year. You did, they did get him. Why am I forgetting these names, man? What’s wrong with me today? Where did you play at? Did you play at Alabama? No, he played at Georgia, I think. Georgia. Played at Georgia. Chubb. Yeah, I was about to say Chuba Hubb, but no.

All right, I got to speed this up. Dallas 2024 – shit, I don’t know. That’s got to be… oh, it’s Dowdle. Sorry. Damn. Rico Dowdle. Yeah. All right.

Denver 2019 – wow, this is like a one-hit wonder type. Phillip Lindsay. Yeah, did I get it if I could spell it right? Okay, there you go. Phillip Lindsay. All right, there we go. Wow, I can’t believe I remember that.

Detroit last year – that has to be… Gibbs. That’s Gibbs. Green Bay last year – I don’t remember who their running back is, bro. It’s Jacobs. Oh my God, they just picked him up and I had him. Oh, I’m stupid. Double answer for the Raiders too. All right, all right.

Indy last year – Jonathan Taylor bounced back. Yeah, he did. Jacksonville two years ago – Fournette’s gone. He played with… he played with Chuba Hubbard? I don’t remember. Not Chub Hubbard. He played with Nick Chubb at Georgia. No, that was… Etienne. I don’t remember. No. Okay, he played at Clemson. There you go. ETN. Okay.

Kansas City – Jesus Christ, it’s been that long. 2017. I was about to say let’s go with Jamaal Charles. No, I’m going to go with… no, he was out in like 2014, 2015. Yeah, I think it’s Hunt. Yeah.

Okay, let me get… New Orleans 2017, because of time, because that’s crazy. Oh, the Chargers 2017 – shit. I… shit, Ryan Mathews? I don’t know. Okay, no, I’m going away. No, hold on. Okay, this is what we’re going to do. I’m going to answer the right side. So you got pretty much the whole left side besides two, and just have me guess the right side. I’m going to answer the right side.

Melvin Gordon. There you go. Los Angeles Rams last year – that was Kyren Williams. Vegas Raiders – Jacobs. Miami two years ago – Mostert. I usually mute my mic. Minnesota 2024 – what’s that? New England 2022 – that’s Rhamondre Stevenson. New Orleans 2017 – they haven’t had a thousand-yard rusher in seven years. That’s Mark Ingram. New York Giants three years ago when they had him – oh, double answer. ’15 for the Jets. New York Jets 2015 – no clue. Pittsburgh last year – Harris. Seattle two years ago – probably Walker when he’s healthy. San Francisco two years ago – McCaffrey. Tampa Bay last year – Irving. Tennessee last year – Henry. Washington three years ago – Peterson was already… I was not… Morris? Then Alfred Morris wasn’t… that was after. Oh, he’s on the Patriots right now. Mr. Gibson probably. Yeah.

Wow, you’re good. The Jets – I don’t know. Yeah, I don’t know the Jets. Ten years ago. Chris Ivory. Wow. Jets, do better.

Watch this video get so many views because we’re actually playing like NFL quizzes, because we’re talking NFL and we’re making people think.

Teddy Bridgewater News

So Teddy Bridgewater got signed. Yeah, to the Bucs. I saw that. So he’s making… they’re going to pay him that money that he donated to help those kids that got him suspended because he was being a positive figure in the community. He was. Yep, he was. Now I can see why. Yeah, they had stipulations and stuff, but look at what he did. Yeah, yeah.

I listen, he did a good deed, no doubt about that. But then if I was like the rival team, it’s like “what the hell?” I don’t got that type of money. I play, I can’t compete with a retired… a former NFL player that got deep-ass pockets. Exactly. So you know it was them that snitched. Somebody did. Oh, he did for sure. You’re right. Yeah, it was the Rebels’ team coach.

Rookie Passing Yards Quiz

And in honor of Teddy Bridgewater, we’ll play this one because it has his face on it – the rookie passing yards leader by NFL franchise. So each team’s leading rookie passing yards. This one gives us the number too, so this one should be easier. The team, the yardage, the year, and the number. We should get more than five minutes just because we’re talking and talking shit.

Holy shit, 1952 for the Packers. Where’d it say that? Let’s go to… who wears that? Oh, right here. Oh, that’s Starr. Come on. Damn, Bart Starr. I don’t know who it is. We’ll just go with it.

I don’t know. Okay, Ryan… Baltimore, number 5 – Flacco. Yeah. Buffalo ’86 – Kelly. It is, you’re right. 2011 class – we know who that is. Yeah, one of the best draft classes ever. Oh my God, yes.

Chicago, number 18 – that was just last year. Damn, he… that’s bad. Did you know Chicago has never had a 4,000-yard passer? Yep, yep, yep. We know that. I bet they never had a guy throw for 30 or 40 touchdowns either.

Since 2011, that’s the record. Yep, right. Andy Dalton. Cleveland – that’s Baker, 28. Yeah, there you go. They give it away with the numbers. Dallas, they do. Yeah, yeah. Denver just last year – that’s Nix. Yeah. Detroit – okay, I need… Joey Harrington. Is it Harrington? Oh, look at you. I didn’t know that one.

Let’s see. Green Bay 1952 – go Starr, you know. Yeah, that’s what I did. He didn’t come up. You know, on the Detroit one, I would have put that guy on… or Stafford. Yeah, I would have put it.

Houston two years ago – CJ Stroud. Indy – we know who that is. Ruined the man. They did. That’s going to be CJ Stroud if the Texans don’t get him no protection. Yeah, for real.

Kansas City, 1,400 yards – I’m going to go with the only great… not that’s way after… I don’t know their quarterbacks up until Joe Montana showed up in the ’90s. I couldn’t tell you.

Chargers, number 10 – that’s Herbert. The Rams, Los Angeles Rams with asterisk – that’s… yeah, Sam Bradford.

The Raiders – that’s Derek Carr in 2014. Miami 2012 – that’s Tannehill.

Let’s see. Minnesota, 2014 – oh, it’s the guy we were talking about. Yeah, Bridgewater. I was literally about to say Christian Ponder.

I was like, “Oh, 2021.” It’s not Jake May. That’s Mac Jones. Yeah. Oh, we got Daniel too out of that. New Orleans 2000 – Aaron Brooks.

This is your era. The ’95 to like 2005 is your era. 2013 and shit. Shit, oh, is that sound? No, that’s Geno. He’s that old. Oh my gosh, he is.

Philly 2016 – that’s Carson Wentz. Yeah. Pittsburgh 2004 – Roethlisberger. Oh, look at that. San Francisco ’99 – that’s Jeff Garcia. Seattle, number 3 – that’s Wilson. Yep. Tampa Bay – that’s Jameis Winston. Yeah. Tennessee 1984 – Warren Moon. Yeah. Washington – that’s Jayden. Oh, it’s last year. Yeah.

All right, so we couldn’t get Green Bay, number 15, Kansas City, 452, 79. None of our listeners are getting this. I don’t care what they say. My football knowledge is up there. Let’s see who they are. I never would have gotten those. I never heard of those two. And then Steve Fuller. What’s average? 27. We got 30. Look at that. Or 28. That’s how we do it.

Baseball Quiz

You know what? I’m too scared to do baseball once because I’m… no, give it to me. All right, don’t be scared. Let’s see. Do any of these interest you? I can’t speak. You got whiskey, it’s affecting my speech. I’m stuttering. I mean, I’ll probably get the second one pretty easily, but let’s try the third one first.

The season’s best switch hitters. All right, so average is… average is a failing grade, 59%. Okay, so it gives you the home runs, how many home runs they hit, the year, and what team they did it on.

Are you ready? So yep, let’s go. We got 1961 with 54 and the Yankees. I’m going to say Mantle. He had 61. Oh my God, that cleared off a lot.

Okay, let’s see. 45 – that’s Berkman. I remember that season vividly. 2006. Yeah. ’99 Atlanta – that’s Chipper Jones. I knew the Berkman and the Jones.

Baltimore last year – I know this one. Who did it for Baltimore? Who’s this? Oh no, Cedric didn’t hit that much for Baltimore. No, no, no. It’s the catcher. Adley didn’t… he probably not 44 last year. There was a guy going off last year for Baltimore. He was like the first base or the DH. Yeah, like black guy or Mexican guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t remember. Big guy too. Like he’s big. Like he’s a… I actually don’t remember. That’s crazy. I don’t remember that.

’05 Rangers – Mark Teixeira. How do you spell that? T-E-X… I forget. What was his first name? Mark. Yeah, try Mark Tex. See that? Wow. That well, that filled out for Arizona, for Teixeira. I’m going to look it up before we just spell it. Yeah, go ahead, because I know T-E-I-X-E-I-R-A. There you go. All right. Dang, he was there one, two, three, four times. Nice. All right, all right.

42, 2025 Seattle – oh, well that’s got to be Cal Raleigh. Yeah, it’s this year. Oh, they already got 2025, right?

Let’s see. The Mets, ’06 – who was that? Oh, Beltran. Who, what did you say? Carlos Beltran. You cut out. That’s true.

’96 Mets – ’96, shit, I wouldn’t know that. Same year but for the Padres. Dude, I’m not… I don’t know any of these. All right, I might be wrong, but try Ken Caminiti for the Padres. I might be wrong. Who? Ken Caminiti. Yeah, that’s right. I’m right. Yeah. Whoa, my God. I can’t believe that shit. Okay, that was a shot in the dark.

The next two I… yeah, oh, that’s… no, that’s… oh wow, he did it in 2018. I was about to say it would have been… what’s his name? Lindor in 2018. All right, no, no. All right, so we got ’91 the Mets, 38 – shit, I don’t know that. 2018 again – that’s got to be Lindor. Yeah, there it is.

2017 Toronto, 2017 – it was Bautista? No, he’s… no, he was just a… who did that? He was just a guy. No clue, no clue.

37 for Pittsburgh – that’s Josh Bell. I know Bell was a switch hitter. There’s a lot of Mets on here. Oh my God. I don’t know the Mets then. I’m not going to know that.

St. Louis, Mets in the ’80s and ’90s are just getting switch hitters. Yeah. St. Louis 1934 – that’s the last time they had a switch hitter hit that much. Not going to remember that. Well, no, this is just most home runs hit by a switch hitter. Damn, that’s still a long time for St. Louis.

All the way at the bottom, 2006 for Oakland. I’m going to say he was black. I remember him. Whoa, yeah, of course it was a black guy. Milton Bradley? Try him. I don’t think so, sir. No, he hasn’t hit that much. No.

Oakland in 2006. What about 2019 Arizona? Oh, where is that? Oh, 2019 Arizona. Oh, too late. All right.

Anthony Santander – that’s who hit 44 last year as a switch hitter. The only reason why I didn’t say him is because when you said first baseman, I took him out. I thought he was an outfielder.

Howard Johnson for the Mets. Okay, my dad’s going to be pissed I couldn’t fill that out. I didn’t think… oh my gosh. One, two, three. I didn’t think Nick Swisher. Dog gone it, I could have thought of him for Oakland. I remember him. Yeah.

You know, if you… I mean, average is what? 20? You got 20 and a half. You got 25. That’s good. I’ll take it. That’s real good.

NBA Quiz

Let’s do a tag team on NBA. Yeah. Can you name the player who scored the most points in a single game for every NBA franchise?

All right, all right. Atlanta’s twice on here. What, the 1961? We might do bad on here. That’s Atlanta 1986 – was that Wilkins? Let’s go. We got one from Atlanta.

Brooklyn 60 – that was… Kyrie. Shit, exit that out. My dryer – I thought I had the door open.

Boston ’85 – Bird. Boston zero – that’s Tatum. Charlotte – that’s Kemba. Chicago – we know that. Cleveland – that’s LeBron. Cleveland, oh, it’s Mitchell. Yeah.

Dallas – Luka. Dallas, oh, that’s Dončić. I don’t know that one. Denver ’78 – David Thompson. I’m just kidding. Detroit 42 – I don’t know that one. But I know this one – Chamberlain.

Houston 2019, number 13, sir – that’s Mr. Harden. Indiana – that’s Miller. Yeah. That’s besides… what? ’74 and ’76.

The Clippers, number 11 – no clue. Clippers, number 54 to 90 – no clue. You know that for the Lakers. I remember that guy – Kobe.

Memphis 2022 – Ja Morant, Mr. Pew pew. Miami, number 6 – that’s LeBron James. Yep. Milwaukee, number 34 – that’s Giannis Antetokounmpo. Let’s go.

Minnesota – KAT. Really? KAT did that. Sorry. New York Knicks, number 7 – that’s Carmelo Anthony. OKC in ’74 Seattle, 32… no, ’74, but we know 2017 because we’re young, we’re youngsters. Yeah.

Orlando 2004, number 1 – Tracy McGrady, was that? I was about to say was that McGrady? Philly, number 21 – when he’s not hurt. Yeah, exactly. Actually shows up to work.

Phoenix – Booker dropped 70 but lost. Yep. Portland, number zero – that’s Dame time. He’s back. San Antonio, 50 – Duncan. Yeah, I was about to say you better answer that.

Sacramento 2016 or ’15 – that’s not… George? No, that’s… Boogie? Oh, Cousins. I was thinking… it’s not Cousins. What? He had a big scoring game once. I remember, but I don’t know who. Cousins, who was it?

Toronto, number 54 or 23 – who’s 23? Who’s wearing 23 in Toronto at that time? That was DeMar, when Kawhi… he lived on there for that one year. Shit, I don’t remember who this is. I don’t know.

Utah ’77, number 7 – no clue. Washington ’06, number zero – that’s Gilbert Arenas. Dumbass. Well, he’s not a dumbass. Well, yeah, he is a dumbass. We’ll talk about him later. And then Washington, number 3, 2021 – was Beal still there? He was. Damn, he jumped. He did.

So there’s one from 2023 from Toronto that we can think of. I don’t know who that is. How much? Oh, Bob Pettit. That was the first one. Lou Hudson, David Thompson, Jerry Stackhouse. What, the last name? Bob McAdoo, Charles Smith, Fred Brown. Oh, Fred VanVleet. Darren Fox – was he playing that long? Yeah, I’m actually surprised he’s been in the league almost 10 years now. Yeah, did not know that. I’m talking about that. Pete Maravich.

Gilbert Arenas Discussion

So go ahead and talk about, break down Mr. Arenas being a fool. Oh, well, yeah, getting caught up in that gambling ring. And how the hell do you know an Israeli gangster? Like, what kind of business do you got to be in to get in connection with those kind of people? Basketball. Yeah, okay, all right. Basketball. Yeah.

You know, well, we know we ain’t going to be seeing nothing from that podcast coming anytime soon. Never. It’s… they have no comment on it right now.

More NFL Quizzes

Let’s go back to NFL because this is good. Can you name every NFL team’s official mascot? That’s a no from me, dog.

Look up something. That one looks really hard. Can you name the number 3 overall pick in every NFL draft since 2000? Nope. Dude, bro, this is…

Can you name the player with the most touchdown receptions in NFL history? I think I could get all of them. I think I could get all of them. All right, I’m going to go for it. Most touchdown receptions in history.

So first one’s Rice. This guy… oh no, it wasn’t Owens. I was wrong, it was Moss. Oh, because they put “NW” instead of “NE” for New England. Stupid.

Miami… Minnesota, Philly. Did Chris Carter really start on Miami? That’s crazy.

Fitzgerald for Arizona. Okay, I can’t type. Fitzgerald. Carter’s tight end – that’s Gates. This is Gonzalez, the next tight end. Tampa Bay – that’s Evans. Green Bay, Raiders, Jets – that’s Adams. Oakland, Tampa Bay – is that Brown? That is Tim Brown. Seattle – Largent. New England… and then Tampa Bay – that’s Gronkowski.

San Francisco then St. Louis – I don’t know. Oh, was it Isaac Bruce? Okay, good. A tight end that played for Chicago, Green Bay, New Orleans, and Seattle – I got to go with Graham. There you go. Buffalo and then Washington – that’s Andre Reed. Pittsburgh – that’s Hines Ward. Green Bay and then Miami – can’t think right now. Miami, New England, Philadelphia.

I’m a dumbass. Let’s go. Skip down. That’s Washington – that’s probably Wayne. That’s Smith. That’s Hill. That’s Baldwin.

These long ones are getting… I don’t know who the Green Bay and Miami one is. Someone that played for Houston though. What receiver for Houston also played for Kansas City and Tennessee? I can’t remember.

See, like with these, I think this is the order on top. Yeah, it is. Yeah, so they started at the first team. No, because look, didn’t Arizona start Houston? So they don’t even have it in order. They just had the teams.

Oh, Welker. Welker. No, he ain’t that good. I just saw Miami and New England, I just thought Welker. Those are the only teams that he played on? Green Bay and Miami. Sharpe, Jennings, Driver, Nelson… I don’t know any other Green Bay wide receivers. Hutson – we just learned about Don Hutson. No.

Dude, I like your determination. Okay, this one has to be Marshall. Brandon Marshall. Did DeMaryius Thomas play for that? He didn’t. I thought it was Marshall because Chicago was Denver, Miami.

No, no. Rod Smith. Look at this guy. He played for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven teams. Collecting checks, man. Trying to get that pension. What’s wrong with him? Nothing wrong with that. Oh my gosh.

Isaiah, because I did… I would have got Mark Clayton. Andre… I typed Marshall, dude. That’s crazy. What are we doing here? I should… that should be 25 at 28. But these three I would have not got, I’m not going to lie. Oh, that was pretty good. Yeah.

College Football Preview

You want to know what I have up on my screens? What is that? I couldn’t help myself. What’d you do? We’re going to break down and we’re going to go week for week and see which is going to be better, the Cougars or the Longhorns.

Oh my goodness, because I am determined to make sure that Houston dominates in both, even if I had to fork off some money myself. Apparently, there’s some booster who’s giving out like 25 million to Texas Tech for their football, just for football alone. And I mean, that’s only going to be good for them to go what, seven and five like they usually do in the Big 12.

So money doesn’t matter. I mean, these alma maters are passionate. Yeah, it’s getting ridiculous, man. It’s getting honestly ridiculous.

So do you want to go like week by week or do you want… oh yeah, and we’re each going to… we’re going to run… we’re going to do a quick round robin. So I’m going to go first with Houston.

Houston Cougars’ Season Prediction

So we got Houston vs. Sam Houston State – that’s an automatic W. If Houston should start off 2-0, and Isaiah, if you say some shit about week two, their week two schedule, I swear I will drive down there and we’re going to fight in your front yard. If you say something about their week two game, that’s going to be revenge. So they’re going to start off 2-0.

And then we got Colorado coming in. That’s three. Who’s week two? You said who week two? Oh, I thought you had it up. Yeah, it’s Rice. No, no. Well, listen, I’m all about stats and history shows… shut the hell up. Okay.

Week three against Colorado – that’s a dub. So we’re 3-0. Against Prime Time? Whoa, yes. That’s going to be a dub. They’re coming to the H. They ain’t ready for that.

Week four at Oregon State, night game, Pac-12 After Dark. Crazy shit happens in Pac-12 After Dark. Yeah, that might… I don’t know. And know in Houston, that might… I’m going to have to be all right. I’m going to be realistic here. I’m going to chalk it up because crazy shit happens in Pac-12 After Dark. So that might be an L. And the final score may be 51-42 or some shit like that. I’m just kidding, we’re not going to score that much.

Let’s see. All right. Texas… I think that’s as many points he scored all year. Shut up.

Houston vs. Texas Tech – we, that’s a revenge game. So that’s going to be in the crib. So we’re about to go 4-1. So we’re going to take that. That’s crazy. We’re going to take that dub.

All right, then we’re going to go on the road. So we got a surprise coming out the Big 12, people. We’re going on the road at Oklahoma State in Stillwater, Oklahoma, where they utterly collapsed last season. How do you start off 3-0 and then didn’t they lose like nine straight to finish the season? So we’re going to continue that losing streak for them this year. And Houston is going to go ahead, go up to Stillwater. They’re going to beat the shit out of Mike Gundy. He can scream and cry and pout about being a man all he want, but we’re going to be the bigger man that game. We’re going to take that dub. So we’re going to go… what’s that? We are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-1.

We are back at home, Isaiah, for what’s this now? Week seven. Arizona – they usually trash. I don’t have nothing to think about Arizona. So we’re going to take that dub. So now we’re 6-1. They have a… hey, Arizona has a good QB. They got… how much they pay for him? I don’t know. I mean, it wasn’t UT money, but they paid something. Yeah. All right, 6-1. That’s all I know.

All right. Oh, we’re going to double it up with the Arizona. So we’re going to play Arizona at home and then we’re going to go on the road to Arizona State. Time to be determined. It could be another Pac-12 After Dark. See, Houston, we got… listen, no one wants to watch Houston at night, man. I’ll tell you that. They’re lucky. You guys are lucky you’re getting a night game. Shut the hell up. Shut the hell up. All right, be grateful. You guys should be playing on Thursday.

First of all… whoa. Pause, pause, pause. First of all, what in… see, I’ll just wait until basketball season so I can clap back at UT. All right, you’re going to talk that shit… that’s why I enjoy y’all’s yearly NIT trip that usually ends in the first round. Just so disrespectful.

As I was saying, they’re going on the road to Arizona State. Just so disrespectful. I said Thursday night. Damn, that’s… that’s for the fucking American. Yep. As it is, you know, after what I saw with Rice last year, you guys don’t deserve to be… that’s why they put you on Friday nights.

So they’re… if you know Arizona State is… I’ve in years past seen them in USA Today about being one of the top… oh, by the way, their first game is Thursday night. Let’s see if…

Okay, as I was saying, they’re going out to Arizona State. You know, Arizona State is one of the top party schools in the country. So you know that culture is going to clash and that’s definitely going to fuck with their focus in that game. So we’re going to take another L. So we’re sitting at what’s that… 6-2 now.

Back home, we’re going into November. It’s crunch time. Got to round… we got to finish out the schedule. Got to win out. We got West Virginia – that’s going to be a dub because you know them hillbillies up in the mountains. I don’t… they’re going to be done. They go pick some coal or some shit.

All right, we’re going on the road to Central Florida. That’s another party school that’s going to be hard. Did you know Central Florida has the highest enrollment in the state of Florida? It’s not Florida State. It’s not Florida. It’s not Miami. Wow. Yeah, Central Florida. At least last I checked. Doesn’t matter. Houston’s going to go on the road and get another dub.

Isaiah, we are… what is this now? We are 8-1. So that’s 1, 2, 3… well, hold on. You said you would lose to Arizona State. Okay, okay. 8-2. Okay. All right, 8-2. We have a chance. Big 12… yeah.

Texas schools back-to-back weeks to finish out the season. Got to go 10-2 so we can go ahead and play for the Big 12 title as the shocker in the nation and squeeze our way into the top 12 for that college football playoff. And it starts on Thanksgiving week by beating TCU at home, and then it’s going to finish on the road in Waco when we take that dub against Baylor.

Your Houston Cougars are going to finish the season at 12-2 and they’re going to be in the top 12. Oh, hold on, sir. There’s only… there’s 12 games. They’re going to finish 10-2. 10-2. Okay, yes. Whatever. We are… I’m trying to… we’re going to be 12-2 once we win the first and the second round of the college playoff. Okay.

So Houston Cougars are going to go into the playoffs at 10-2 and then they’re going to win. Let me tell you, let me tell you something. What’s that? The two teams that y’all lost to, those two teams could be playing for the Big 12.

All right, let’s just… let’s just get that… Oregon State’s not even in the Big 12. You didn’t say you’d lose… I said we was going to lose to Oregon State. Check the tape. I said Pac-12 After Dark. You said Texas Tech. No, I said that we’re going to get the dub on Texas Tech. That was a revenge game. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. They’re going to show you why they got $75 million. Shut the hell up.

Texas Longhorns Season Prediction

All right, we’re going to move over to UT. All right, listen. Texas… Houston goes 10-2 and still not be in the top 25. And that’s because they hate. That’s why. And that’s happened before. It’s crazy. You got no top 25 teams in the Big 12. Not yet. Not the fucking pre-schedule, the week one. All right? Because they fucking hate.

Listen, first game is Thursday night. All right. You got… because it’s against Austin… okay? We got to send them back. We got… I mean, shit, they can’t look… they have to make sure that at least the game is played while someone can still work the night shift at the gas stations up in Nacogdoches. Otherwise, the whole town’s going to shut down on the weekend. They can’t have that on the weekend because, you know, people be driving through and shit.

So do it during the weekday where people still be at work. If it’s on a weekend, everyone is shut down. Who’s going to… who’s working to cook at Denny’s or Dairy Queen? There you go. Or Whataburger. Good old Whataburger.

All right. UT… just want to point out that UT has all Saturday games besides the last week. Anyway. Anyways, week one at Ohio State. All right, you know, I’ll be honest. I’m not a biased person. All right, I’ll mark that as a loss. Even though the quarterback got drafted, some of their defensive guys got drafted, tackle got drafted, the receiver… remember we talked about them months ago, Smith, the 18-year-old that is jacked. This team don’t… don’t play… both got drafted, but I’m marking it as a… as 0-1. 0-1 already starting out the game.

Then we move on to a three-game, three-span home games, right? San Jose State – that’s a win. That’s a win. Houston… because Houston wasn’t good enough. That’s a win. No, because they did not want to put Houston back on the schedule again because… why the fuck… I had to put Sam in front. Why? Why don’t I want the rematch? Because of ticket sales. No one’s going to buy those tickets.

Okay. If we go… Cody… okay. No, no. Well, first of all, go ahead and put them back on the schedule. We’ll go up to Austin and kick y’all’s ass. Shit, I’ll drive up there myself too.

So that puts us 3-1. Want you to come in and steal a win from y’all. I’ll get out of here. Florida… Florida. That’s a win. They don’t got… they don’t got anybody. There’s no Tim Tebow there. Oh my God.

Then we go to Oklahoma at home. Red River rivalry. That’s a W. Kentucky – that’s a W. Mississippi State – that’s a W. Sounds kind of biased to me because there’s a trip up at some point. Ain’t no way Texas is going to blitz this damn schedule. Continue, brother. You are delusional and I’m putting it nicely.

And then we got Vanderbilt at home. That’s… y’all almost lost to them last year. They’re going to finish the job this year. Watch. Oh my goodness. Listen, I don’t want to hear live from you until you show you can beat Rice. All right.

You know how sad it’s going to be when I come home from Thursday work and I see Houston’s playing. You’re like, “What the hell is this?” You know what? How about… how about the fact that it’s a fucking treat that that’s the only game that you get to talk? To everyone. What the fuck… to who? Talk to you. You are the only one happy about a Houston Cougar game that I know, man. Brother, you need to go to Houston, man. I’m just kidding. I’ve been there. A lot of Rice fans. Oh, now that’s a fucking lie.

And then we go to Georgia at Georgia. That’s a loss. That’s a big fat fucking L. And then we play at home against Arkansas. Play at home against Aggies. Those are both wins. So we finish 10-2. I go 9-3. But okay, that’s crazy.

To say you would beat any good team in the Big 12 is bonkers. Watch. I think y’all’s baseball team scores more points than your football team. You want to talk basketball? Should… if we could talk about all the sports, even our softball team. I’ll go on the other side.

Okay, so you’re trying to have an unfair advantage because I already know your wife is going to be the one feeding you those stats. That’s not coming straight from you. Listen, I see what games are on and I… I don’t even know if Houston has a softball team. I tell you what though, Houston has a volleyball team. We kicked that… kick that UT ass one time. I watched them play. I think… I don’t know. I don’t know what… probably not.

Texas women’s sports is top tier. Top tier. The best. Like, you know… basketball season was in about like four months, you know. Walmart… they consider themselves the best because they buy out everything else, so you know, I guess to each… yeah, but then you like shopping at Target because when I don’t feel like dealing with long-ass lines and ghetto-ass shit… hence Houston Cougars.

Wow. Okay. There’s a Target nearby. Wait a minute… target. What’s the… I’m going to look up Houston’s… I’m going to look up DraftKings and I’m going to look at… there’s no line on that first game yet. Listen, there’s lines on the season. Okay. You know what I’m saying? Let me just go here.

College Football Playoff Discussion

So we’re settling on both Texas going 10-2 and possibly meeting in the college football playoff. Do you know that is going to be… that is going to be a fucking civil war. I’m not even joking. There’s going to be a civil war in Texas if that ever happens. That is crazy, Kyle.

I know, man. Can you imagine? Wouldn’t it be awesome? For who? Well, for us.

I can’t find Houston on here. DraftKings said like, “Nah, we don’t want him.”

Let me see. Houston Cougars over-under wins. They have Houston basketball. Of course. Of course they do. Houston football. FanDuel has them. Something… you’re taking forever. Hopefully I don’t take this long, dude.

Where are you finding it? I’m on DraftKings right now. They don’t have a line out yet. They don’t have odds out. We’ll wait until… we’ll check back. Oh, but do you see Houston though? Yes, I do. Is it basketball? Hold on. You’re probably looking at basketball. You over here laughing at… I’m looking… I’m looking at… it says Houston Cougar odds. “No events currently available for the Houston Cougars.” Is it basketball or football?

Listen, because all the other games on Thursday aren’t here besides Houston because no one gives a fuck about Sam Stephen F. Austin. See, look, I was about to butcher the name. I was about to call him Sam Houston. No one… I can’t remember the last time I’ve even drove through Nacogdoches. I don’t drive through the sticks. I stay my ass on the interstate, in which Sam Houston is off the interstate.

Yeah. See, they got Sam Houston on here, but they don’t got Houston at all. I am looking at BetMGM right now and it says… you had to go to a different site because… there’s plenty of sites. It doesn’t matter which site you had to go to. You took it too fucking long. DraftKings. Okay. Shit, hold up. Okay, here we go.

The odds for Houston Cougars to win the Big 12 championship is plus 3500. Isaiah, let’s go drop some money on this shit!